Well, folks, it seems like we're wrestling with a real American conundrum here. Why are half of our stars-and-stripes-loving citizens against free college and health care? It's like turning down free apple pie at a 4th of July cookout! The crux of the matter rests in concerns about economy, quality of service, and a strong belief in individual responsibility. Remember, though, we're all just trying to make Uncle Sam proud in our own special way!